Dear under-appreciated closet item,
I am sorry that years ago when I first saw you on Katie Holmes I thought you were sloppy and that I would never wear you. In fact, you are my favorite pair of jeans and I want to wear you every single week now. You even were comfortable when I was growing a belly bump for the little lemondrop. And perhaps I should dress you up with a fitted shirt now and then to show your flexibility…but as usual today I have grabbed you and made you part of a totally comfy day. Thank you, please don’t completely go out of fashion. Those skinny jeans do not allow me to eat cupcakes.